I asked my Granddad for his bran muffin recipe.
I told my dog I didn't want to go further because I didn't want to fall and break a hip.
My neighbor saw me and asked if I had changed my hair color. "Not intentionally," I should have said.
I have dialed a rotary phone before.
I still fax things.
I look around UAB's campus and say, "Back in my day, none of this was here!" and I mean it.
I cannot fathom events that start at 8:00 PM or later.
I call undergraduates "the children."
I have no idea who celebrities on awards shows or magazine covers are, and I don't want to know.
The guys at my high school reunion didn't have much hair.
How do you know you're old?
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